Are you tired of people holding you responsible for your actions?
Have you always had the feeling there should be some way to blame someone else? Are old familiar lines such as "It's not my fault; it's your fault!", "I did it, but you made me do it!", or the classic "I did it, but I remember a time when you did something similar!", starting to lose the luster and oomph they had in the past?
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That's right, with this ingenuously future-thinking product, designed specifically with the needs of today's modern consumers in mind, you'll never have to take the blame again!
Blame Kaiya™ can be used at any time, in any situation! If nobody saw who did it, you can blame Kaiya! If someone catches you doing it, you can say that Kaiya made you do it!
Your subscription includes not only a free membership card which you can show to those doubters who may need evidence, it also includes a 24-hour telephone service! That's right, at any hour of the day or night, you can actually call Kaiya on the phone and he will admit his fault to your accuser!
If so desired, you can text in our special. code and he will be notified that he should not only take the blame but also backtalk, insult, or curse as he does so for greater authenticity!
WE know that you've never been wrong in your life, but you're surrounded by stupid jerks who don't! Let us help you set the record straight!
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Your membership card will look like this:
This card demonstrates irrefutably that (Your Name Here) is not to blame at all in this, as it was entirely and completely Kaiya's fault. He did it, so go talk to him about it! Contact Kaiya and he'll be happy to tell you he did it, and that you, sir (or madam), are a MORON!